: Love Doesn’t Require a Manual (2) / You Can't Judge a Person by His Appearance, Either : You Always Remember the Things that Matter the Least : Don’t Panic – There’s a Return Policy! / I Told You to Pay Attention to the News! : Good Things Never Come in Twos (but Bad Things Do) : Don't Be Shy - Just Raise Your Hand and Say It : A Shared Soup Pot is a Microcosm of Life : When You're In a Fix, Keep On Laughing, Laughing.

: Marriage is Prolonging an Illusion for Your Whole Life : If You're a Man, Try the Swordfish / If You Go to Sleep With the Fan On, You'll Get a Stomachache, So Be Careful : Why’s the Sea So Salty? Because You City Folk Pee Whenever You Go Swimming! : Sons Only Take After Their Fathers' Negative Attributes : If You Stop and Think About It, Your Life’s a Lot Longer as an Old Guy Than a Kid! Whoa, Scary!! : Boys Have a Weird Ritual that Makes Them Think They Turn Into Men When They Touch Frogs! / You Only Gotta Wash Under Your Armpits - Just the Armpits : If You're Going to Cosplay, Go All Out! : People Who Make Good First Impressions Usually Suck!

: Look, Overly Sticky Sweet Dumplings Are Not Real Dumplings, You Idiot! : There Is Butt a Fine Line Between Persistence and Stubbornness : Responsible Owners Should Clean Up After Their Pets! : Make Friends You Can Call by Their Nicknames, Even When You're an Old Fart! : Watch Out! Weekly Shonen JUMP Sometimes Comes Out on Saturdays!

: Nobody with Naturally Wavy Hair Can be That Bad! : You Guys!! Do You Even Have a Gintama? (2) : You Guys!! Do You Even Have a Gintama? (1)

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